Baby Accessories Guru

Another day another diaper.  I remember wanting to save the planet by using cloth diapers.  They sagged, bagged and geez it was fun rinsing them out.  It was impossible to find baby tees that would cover all the bulk.

One day I cam home from work and the washer was filled to the top with extra hot, bleach filled diapers.  And, of course, the washer died right there.  Needless to say, I told my wife - disposable only and start potty trraining NOW!  Okay I was a little hasty, he was only 2 months old at that time.

Have you seen the new foil baby t-shirts.  They are soo cool!  The colors are great and the designs are really creative.  These not only give us words to express ourselves, but very descriptive pictures.

There’s peace symbols, choppers, skateboarders, surfers and more.  Hey, all this is guy stuff - expect for the peace symbol and a couple others.  Oh well, who knows maybe your little girl will become real butch and you can put her in the chopper baby t-shirt.  As “Arthur” would say “jus a litto joke”.  Don’t hunt me down and accuse me of calling your sweet precious little girl “confused”.  You have to admit, she probably has the hair cut already.  What is that about, boys get the hair and eyelashes, girls come out bald with either no or white eyelashes

We’re here once again trying to find out what to do with ourselves after the baby comes.  All our hair falls out, a little (uh hu!) extra weight, stretch marks and huge boobs.  Well considering what we were before.  A step up is a step up, I think all our husbands will agree.

I’m thinking about adding some mommy products to my baabyssay.com line.  Maybe  baby onesies in size big (D cup thank you).  Or stretch cream - why didn’t those movie stars tell us about this stuff?!  Rogaine for women.  We count too!!!!

Do people yell at you because your little one is sucking on a pacifier.  It’s another baby product that is getting a bad rap.  NO they don’t affect their teeth, and yes babies NEED to suck!  I don’t mean suck as in won’t sleep, dirty diapers, etc.  I mean as in the natural comfort and emotional need of sucking.

I used to think those little knitted baby hats were kinda dumb too,  But even my grandpa wore a cap to bed.  Of course he had heated bricks at the end of his bed and the legs of the bed in coffee cans of coal oil to stop the bed bugs.  But, just like everything else he told me - IT BLOODY WORKS.

This is MY BABY.  I decided since the boys are gone (almost) my husband and I could go through male menopause together.  He got me a hot car, I dyed my hair blonde.

Scary, but yes that’s me (imagine the amount of air brushing).  Just missing a baby with some cool baby clothing, oh yeah!

Time for a baby puppy update.   New household items destroyed:  flower bed, gardening gloves, gardening tool handles, rose bushes, more shoes (always only one of each pair).

I think this ANIMAL needs some of the foil  toddler tees like the chopper (definately hell on wheels), peace foil todder t-shirt would never apply - except for 1-2 hours of down time sleeping!

On July 13th, a celebrity kid made gossip headlines with his adorable T-shirt. Four-year-old Daniel Julez Smith, the son of singer Solange Knowles, was spotted on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills wearing a tee that read, “My Auntie Rocks.” Holding his hand was his auntie – Beyonce Knowles! Daniel’s shirt is one of many cute, funny toddler tees made by Rebel Ink, and obviously superstar Beyonce is a fan of the line.

Rebel Ink makes toddler tees that endorse all members of the family, from Grandma (“My Grandma Rocks”) to your child’s favorite uncle (“I Heart My Gay Uncle”). What better way to show a family member that your child loves them than to dress them in a hilarious tee for your next visit? The media has speculated that Beyonce bought the shirt for her nephew, and these tees make great gifts if you want your favorite little one to vouch for how awesome you are. Just look at what little Daniel’s endorsement did for Beyonce!

Oue brand new baby (I mean puppy) has had a busy day - not to mention a full tummy.  Just this afternoon she has eaten 2 bras, 1/2 a shoe, a bird one of the cats killed and my lunch.  I don’t think she’ll need to eat for a week.

A new puppy is about the same as  dealing with a newborn - except they can run faster.  As I said this was a present from my son’s girlfriend - they’re now beginning to understand having a real baby might be a little tough.

When I had my first baby shower I was so sad.  All the clothes were for 9 months or older.  I had to go out and buy my own baby onzies for my baby.  Yes, they grow out of them impossibly fast, but they are amazing keepsakes.  It means so much to me to look at my baby’s newborn onzie and then you really remember - much better than a picture.

It’s real life staring you in the face.  I love newborns.  It was hard but some of the best times in my life was waking up at 2am, the house all quiet and just you and your little one wrapped in a blanket nursing and feeling more love than you think your heart can hold.  Men miss out on so much!

Help! My baby is moving out!  So what, he’s 19-1/2 (going on 45), he has his own car, he a chef apprentice at a 5 star hotel (the Brown Palace, in Denver) amd as often as I have prayed for this day, it’s still hard.  Yeah, stop your bitching I still have one of 3 at home.  But they just keep leaving.  3 more years and I’ll be out of kids!  Uh, hey stupid, YEAH!  Now we can have some fun!

Remeber the funny baby shirts you sell.  They’re not just funny, they are so true (sometimes twisted) .  Let go!