funny baby clothing

No, this isn’t Gage, it’s Judy!  Do you know the best part of having babies is making them – even if it’s just practice.  I get tired of being sterotyped because I’m a mom.  I like sex, and I am lucky enough to have a wonderful husband who doesn’t make me work 24 hrs/day to keep the house, kids, yard and everything else running while he works then comes home, turns on the TV and has a beer and then bitch about no sex.

The old joke – which should be on some funny baby clothing – What’s the difference between a mistress, whore and wife.  The mistress says “more, more”, the whore says “deeper, deeper” and the wife says “beige, I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige.  Listen up men!  I never want to hear “if momma ain’t happy no one is”.  There is a reason for that!  We can make you happier than you ever dreamed and it’s so easy – HELP OUT!  It will be worth it!

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